Frazz: The citizens of Birka decided to hold a competition. All the village hunters were given an opportunity to go out into the wilderness and bring back as many stuffed animals as they could within three hours. The average hunter brought back something like twenty creatures. Centaurus returned to the village with over fifty. He was insane with the arrow. That’s when I invited him to be my new hunting partner.

Hamrig: I couldn’t stand Centaurus’s talents. Because of him, my hunting partner cut me loose, and forced me to go out into the fields with the dirty snakeman. And I seriously loathed the snakeman, and all his incessant hissing. I’m sorry, hisss incessssant hissssssing. Jerk off.